:cough cough: loser :cough cough:
I may be a geek, but I have my limits.
I can’t say the same for Jonathan Oxer of Australia. Oxer had a teeny weeny computer chip embedded in his arm, much like women have Norplant (birth control) embedded in their arms. The birth control makes sense to me - the chip however, does not.
Oh sure, it DOES stuff. With the chip, Jonathan can scan himself in at his front door and unlock it. I can do that too, with a magical invention called a key. No surgery required! Jonathan may be the bigger geek, but I’m smarter!
My favorite part: “Asked for the practical uses of such a system, Oxer said he wasn’t exactly sure yet.”
In other words, he’s spent thousands of dollars to implement all of these time-saving devices, but there’s been no practical time-saving benefit to them. I think you’re right, :cough: :loser: :cough: