office corn
Bored at work? Filing your TPS reports just not giving you enough to do? Why not turn your office or cubicle into a place of argri-tainment by growing a bit of office corn? (Argriculture + Entertainment = Argri-tainment!)
As you can see from this corn project, anyone with a bit of time on his hands (and a window!) can grow corn. I don’t have a window, so I’m going to have to try mushrooms. But back to the corn - you can use all sorts of office tools in your venture, like rulers to hold up the stalks. Get a pretty coworker to assist with corn rotation. Assist your corn in pollination (watch out for sexual harassment in the workplace! Just watch out for those grasshoppers.
Seriously, what would you do if your boss or a coworker started growing corn in his office?

LOL that is great. My new cube has no windows, so nothing will grow in the dark. My coworker took all my plants, but that’s okay, she has a green thumb.