speak the truth
Have you ever thought somone was lying to you, but you had no way to tell? Maybe you’ve got an employee at your workplace that’s constantly calling in with lame excuses about being sick or attending funerals. (Just how many grandma’s can that guy kill off, anyway?) Now with this portable lie detector, called the Di-Fib-ulator, you can instantly determine if someone is telling you the truth, or blowing sunshine up your skirt. The portable lie detector uses the same principles as the real thing by analyzing a voice to determine levels of stess, tension, or excitement. You ask someone 3 yes or no questions to establish a baseline, and then you get to the nitty gritty. You can even use it on a cell phone! It’s been shown to be 65% accurate.
This will serve as my warning too - the next time you call out sick, beware if your boss starts asking you silly nonsense questions like “Is the sky blue?” He may be using the De-Fib-ulator!
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